Not Been Teenage For An Age

(I’m older than I look, and married. I also have my nose pierced and a couple of tattoos that show if I’m wearing a t-shirt.)

Older Male Customer: “Do you have a boyfriend, young lady?”

Me: “No, I’m—”

Customer: “No wonder with all that nonsense on your arms and that hoop in your face. How do you ever expect to get a boyfriend looking like that?”

Me: “Well, my husband doesn’t seem to mind them.”

Customer: “Married?! You’re only a teenager.”

Me: “Sir, I’m 25…”

Customer: *blushes and turns away, fuming*

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