Not At A Loss For Sauce

(I pull up to a drive-thru window. My wife is in the back seat and can’t see the employee.)

Employee: “That’ll be $10.48. Would you like any sauces today?”

Me: “No sauces today, thank you.”

(Some time passes…)

Employee: “Okay, here is your change. Would you like any sauces today?”

Me: “Oh, no thank you.”

(More time passes…)

Employee: “Alright, here is your order! Did you want any sauces for that?”

Me: “No thanks. Have a great day!”

Wife: “I hope she was pretty.”

Me: “Actually, it was a guy.”

Wife: “…Well, he’s screwed.”