Not As Slick As The City Slickers
Tourist Attraction | Working
| February 14, 2017
(It’s summer, and my husband and I are having a “stay-cation”. We’ve decided that it might be fun to go on a tour of our own city.)
Tour Guide: “Over there is a statue of [Important City Founder].” *proceeds to give us incorrect information about the guy*
Husband: “Um, excuse me? That’s not right.”
Tour Guide: “Oh?”
Husband: “No.” *gives correct information*
Tour Guide: “Thanks! Now, over there is [History Building].” *gives us incorrect information about the building*
Me: “Excuse me, that’s not right either.”
Tour Guide: “No offense, but how do you know that?”
Husband: “We’re from here. We’ve lived here most of our lives.”
Tour Guide: “Then why are you on this tour?”
Me: “…to learn new things about our city.”
