Not As Clear As A Belle

Me: “Hello. May I have two tickets to Belle, please?”

Attendant: “Um, I think you mean the new Disney movie?”

Me: “Belle isn’t a Disney movie. It’s about a bi-racial women who works towards ending slavery in 18th century England.”

Attendant: “Um, we don’t have anything like that…”

Me: *sighs* “Can I get two tickets to that movie?” *points to ‘Belle’ movie poster*

Attendant: “Ugh! That’s ‘Bee-Elle!’ It’s basically Cinderella. God, why is everyone so stupid…”