Calling You A Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing

(My boyfriend and I are discussing an internet meme where you take the letters of your name and come up with a ‘werewolf name’ from it.)

Me: “According to this, my werewolf name would be ‘Alpha Wolf.'”

Boyfriend: “Huh… well, I suppose you are the dominant in the relationship.”

(We laugh for a moment, until he starts overthinking things.)

Boyfriend: “Although, I don’t know that your spirit animal is a wolf, dear.”

Me: “Maybe so… What do you think?”

Boyfriend: “Actually, you’re more like the rabbit from Monty Python. So cute and fluffy until somebody makes you mad and then, bam! The claws come out and everything’s going to Hell.”