This Relationship’s Days Are Numbered

(My wife has been back in Michigan for a while. I live in Quebec, so we’ve been doing the long distance relationship thing. I got a tablet for Christmas, and added an app on it for a countdown to a trip we’re planning in May, made specifically for that destination.)

Me: “Look, 126 days until Disney!” *shows her tablet through the webcam*

Wife: “So, where’s the countdown until when you see me?”

Me: “…It’s in my heart?”

(My wife gives me an unimpressed look.)

Me: “What? I don’t have an app for that!”