Not Almost Romantic

| Romantic | February 4, 2014

(My boyfriend is not very romantic. One night we decide to go out and eat Chinese food. I manage to convince him to try eating with chopsticks, and after showing him how to use them I’m struggling to pick up a large piece of sesame chicken.)

Boyfriend: “Here, let me get that.”

(He reaches over, and just when I get my hopes up, he stabs the piece of chicken with a chopstick and holds it out to me. As I go to take a bite, he shoves the entire piece into my mouth, causing me to choke slightly and smear it all over my face.)

Boyfriend: “Oops?”

Me: *sighs* “You were this close. This close.”

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