Not All It’s Cracked Up To Be

(My three-year-old daughter likes to call crackle nail polish ‘crack’, which tends to lead to some pretty interesting conversations. My friends get a kick out of this and are very used to it.)

Daughter: “I want to use some crack.”

Me: “We don’t have any crack left.”

Daughter: “But I like crack.”

My Friend: “Next time you come to my house, you can use some of mine. I have lots of crack.”

(My daughter’s beaming, and I’m dying laughing as I watch my friend process what she’s just told her.)