Scrooge-Fest

(I’m a Scrooge about holidays, especially minor ones, but one coworker hasn’t got the hint.)

Coworker: “So what are you doing for St. Patrick’s day?

Me: “Nothing.”

Coworker: “What? But you have to do something special! It’s such a fun holiday!”

Me: “I’m neither Irish, Catholic, not an alcoholic, so I don’t think I have any reason to celebrate it.”

Coworker: “You’re going to be just as much fun for Cinco de Mayo, aren’t you?”

Me: “And Octoberfest.”

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