Not Ad-ding Up

I had a random lady call me at home the other day. Mind you, I don’t own a business or anything.

Caller: “Hi, I saw your ad in the paper; it says you can do my gardening?”

Me: “Errr. Nope. I didn’t post any ads in the paper. I think you have the wrong number.”

Caller: “No, I have your number from the paper.”

Me: “I didn’t leave any ads, though.”

Caller: “Well, you need to fix your ad!” *Click.*