Can’t Engineer A Solution

(I am going through my incoming orientation at my new college. They have grouped us by year and major so everyone in my group is transferring in as third year computer engineers. Our orientation guide is showing us the various buildings around campus.)

Orientation Guide: “And here we have our campus’ athletic center. This is where all of our sports teams meet and train. Are any of you planning on joining one of our teams?”

Our Group: *silence*

Orientation Guide: “Come on, aren’t there any athletes here?”

Our Group: *more silence*

Orientation Guide: “No one wants to play football or wrestle?”

Me: “We’re engineering majors.”