Not A Very Survey

| Working | October 5, 2015

(The caller is doing a survey about my wireless/phone provider.)

Caller: “I just want to ask you a few questions.”

Me: “Okay, I kind of like surveys.”

Caller: *asks a variety of questions* “Now, about [Provider]’s billing practices. How would you rate them on a scale of 1 to 10?”

Me: “Billing? They send me a bill, and I pay it. How do you rate that?”

Caller: “Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate their billing?”

Me: “Um, I get a bill every month. Does that give them a 10?”

Caller: *chuckles* “But on a scale of 1 to 10…”

Me: “I can’t answer that question; sorry!”

Caller: “That’s all right. Thank you for your time. And you have a very evening!”

Me: “A … very … evening? Well, you have a very evening, too.”

Caller: “Thank you!”

Me: *sigh*

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