Not A Very Bright Idea

My husband and I are in bed, and we’ve both finished reading our respective books.

Me: “Will you turn out the light?”

Husband: *Clap Clap.*

Me: *Laughing.* “We don’t have a clapper. You’ll have to turn out the light the old-fashioned way.”

Husband: *Purses lips and starts blowing toward the lamp.*