Not A Uniform Response

(Two of my coworkers have decided to learn the phonetic alphabet, and are quizzing each other.)

Coworker #1: “‘S’?”

Coworker #2: “Sierra.”

Coworker #1: “‘T’?”

Coworker #2: “Tango.”

Coworker #1: “‘U’?”

Coworker #2: “Unicorn.”

(Pause.)

Coworker #3: “Did you just say ‘unicorn’?”

Coworker #2: “Yeah, that’s what you said it was earlier!”

Me: “It’s ‘uniform’…”

Coworker #2: “Oh! Uniform! I thought ‘unicorn’ was a bit weird…”