Not A Slave To Their Family

(My younger sister and I are watching my dad play a video game called ‘Far Cry 3.’ The main character expresses surprise at the possibility of having to shoot someone because he’s never fired a gun before.)

Me: “So? They abducted your friends and siblings and sold them into slavery! You better believe if someone abducted my siblings I’d start shooting people!”

Sister: *in utter surprise* “Really?”

Me: “Of course! You’re my little sister! I’d go all ‘Liam Neeson in Taken‘ on someone if they tried to take you from me!”

Dad: *to sister* “What would you do if someone abducted her or [Other Sister]?”

Sister: “Sell all their stuff and move into their room. Why?”