Not A Problem You Can Sleep On
(My fiancé and I have been living together for some time now. We bought a cheap mattress for the bed when we moved in which is definitely past its prime.)
Me: *lying down on my side of the bed*
Mattress: *boing, creak, clunk*
Fiancé: “Ah, the mattress is screaming.”
(Not sure if we need a new mattress or I need a new diet… But according to her, it’s both!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
