Romance Can Catch You With Your Pants Down

(While very loving, my fiancé is not known for grand romantic gestures. Therefore, it’s a surprise when he grabs my wrist as I pass by with the laundry and looks sincerely into my eyes.)

Fiancé: “Thank you. Thank you for everything you do for me. Thank you for enriching my life. Thank you. Thank you for loving me.”

Me: “Aw!” *pause* “That’d be so much sweeter if you’d been wearing pants!”