How Not To Train Your Boyfriend

(My friends are mostly long distance, including my boyfriend, and we have a group chat. One day I mention people being intimidating and my friends decide to comment. As a note, there’s a running gag that my boyfriend sounds and looks somewhat like Hiccup, from ‘How to Train your Dragon.’)

Friend #1: “I’m intimidating!”

Friend #2: “As a wet kitten.”

Boyfriend: “I’m intimidating.”

Friend #2: “As a scrawny dragon rider. Although maybe if you had a dragon you would be a bit more intimidating.”

Boyfriend: “How dare you call [My Name] a dragon!”