Not A Happy Beer-Camper

(A special, one-time-only 12-pack has been released by Sierra Nevada. It contains brewing collaborations with 12 different brewers across the country, and is aptly named “Beer Camp Across America”)

Me: “Hi, I was wondering if you had a specialty item in stock. It’s a new 12-pack called ‘Beer Camp’.”

Employee: “You said it’s called ‘Beer Camp’?”

Me: “Yes, that’s right. By Sierra Nevada.”

Employee: “Do you know what section that would be in?”

Me: “…Beer?”