Not A Common-Law Common-Sense Marriage
(My mum frequently lacks any logic or common sense. Although my parents are divorced, my dad still often makes fun of my mum. I am on a car journey with my dad.)
Dad: “Honestly, I really don’t understand that woman sometimes.”
Me: “How do you think I feel? I still have to live with her!”
Dad: “She just has no common sense at all.”
Me: “Pretty much. I’m undecided whether she needs hitting over the head with a frying pan or whether she needs to see a psychiatrist.”
Dad: “Why not just cut out the middle man and hit her over the head with a psychiatrist?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?