Not A Believer
Me: “Hello, can I help you?”
Caller: “Hi, how much is an oil change?”
Me: “$38.99.”
Caller: “Okay, well, usually I bring in a coupon and they give me money off, but I don’t have it with me this time. Can you just give me a discount?”
Me: “No, we actually need to scan the hard copy itself to enter a discount.”
Caller: “Well, what if I bring in a make-believe coupon?”
Me: “A what?”
Caller: “You know, a make-believe coupon?”
Me: “Those are good for make-believe oil changes.”
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