Not A Believer In Baby-Steps

(I’m playing ‘Tomodachi Life,’ a game where you run an island and you can give citizens food and clothes, teach them songs, and so on. One of the things that can happen in the game is that characters will get married, and may have babies. One of the couples in my game have decided to have a baby, and I’m waiting for it to actually happen.)

Me: *frustrated* “Is it baby time yet!? D*** it! HAVE A BABY!”

Husband: “I never want to hear that again!”