Nonplussed Customers

| Dillon, CO, USA | Right | February 10, 2011

Customer: “Something isn’t right with these two signs about the pears on sale. One says $1.00 for 1 pound, and the other says $10 for 10 pounds. Which is it?”

Me: “Actually, ma’am, that’s the same thing.”

Customer: “Excuse me, but I actually went to college. I think I can do basic math.”

Me: “Let’s look at it this way. If it’s $1 for 1 pound, how much would 3 pounds be?”

Customer: “$3.”

Me: “Yep, and how much would 5 pounds be?”

Customer: “$5.”

Me: “Awesome. How much would 10 pounds be?”

Customer: “$10.” *pause* “Those signs are misleading!” *storms off*

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  • Abigail Hermione Irwin

    I’m curious to know which college let this idiot in.

    • Moon

      Me too!
      They might be too stupid to fall for AWTOK’s tricks!

    • Siren

      I’m more curious as to who let her graduate lol

  • I guess this is why some countries call it maths (plural) since there seems to be more than one.