Nonja
(I am visiting my nephew. He is telling me about his friends.)
Nephew: “…and I have another friend who’s a ninja!”
Me: “A ninja? Can I see him?”
Nephew: “No, no-one ever sees him. Even I’ve never seen him, ’cause he’s a ninja.”
Me: “If you’ve never seen him, how do you know he’s there?”
Nephew: *shrugs* “He’s not a very good ninja…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
