Non Sequitur, Part 2

| Las Vegas, NV, USA | Right | November 10, 2011

(A customer sits down at my poker table. He is clearly high out of his mind.)

Customer: “Hey, man, what’s your sign?”

Me: “Uh…I’m a Leo. What’s yours?”

(The customer thinks about this for a full minute.)

Customer: “I’m a marshmallow.”

1 Thumbs
3,003
VOTES