Nobody Nose
(Our shop offers free wireless Internet with any purchase. We keep it password-protected ever since we discovered the neighbors were stealing it. I give the password out at the register; changing it once a week and keeping it as random as possible.)
Customer: “What’s the password today?”
Me: “Nostrils.”
Customer: “What the h*** kind of password is that? I never would have guessed that!”
This story is part of the Customers-Who-Can’t-Hear-Themselves roundup! This is the last story in the roundup, but we have plenty of others you might enjoy!
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