Noah’s Nondescript Ark
Customer: “So, uh, on this tour, will I, uh, feed the…uh…tall things, and uh, the not as tall…things?”
Me: “You mean the giraffes…and rhinos?”
Customer: “Yes, that’s it! It’s like you’re reading my mind!”
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