Noah’s Nondescript Ark

Customer: “So, uh, on this tour, will I, uh, feed the… uh… tall things, and uh, the not as tall… things?”

Me: “You mean the giraffes… and rhinos?”

Customer: “Yes, that’s it! It’s like you’re reading my mind!”

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