Noah Already Had Two Customers On The Ark
(Much of our area is suffering from massive flooding. A man walks into our chain pharmacy, completely drenched from the chest down.)
Me: “Wow, what happened to you?”
Customer: “I tried to go to your other location and it was closed!”
Me: “That location is flooded, sir. There’s about four feet of water surrounding it.”
Customer: “I know! I had to wade all the way up to the door before I found out it was closed! How do you think I got so wet?”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
