How To Look A-lure-ing

(I’m in high school at the time of the story. I’m on a popular app that’s a lot like texting, but with pictures and captions instead. I’m talking to my crush.)

Crush: *sends picture of her with something in her hair*

Me: “Forgive me if I’m wrong, but are those fishing lures?”

Crush: *looking disappointed* “No, [My Name], they’re earrings.”

Me: *terrified* “Sorry… I have lures that look just like that.”

Crush: *without earrings in her hair* “All normal!”

Me: “Noooo, it broke the line! And was a beauty, too!”