No Telling What They Will Do

, , , , | Right | June 27, 2018

(I work in an amusement park. I am standing at the entrance to the attraction I work at. It’s a busy day in the park, so we are posted at a forty-minute wait.)

Guest: “Wow, is it really forty minutes?”

Me: “Yes, sir. It’s a busy day today.”

Guest: “Isn’t the wait time usually much shorter for this ride?”

Me: “Sometimes it is, but today we are busy. The location of the end of the line indicates a forty minute wait at this time.”

Guest: “But [Other Marquee Attraction] is only at a thirty-minute wait. Can we do that, instead?”

Me: “If that’s what you’d like to do. I really don’t know what you all want to spend your time waiting for.”

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