No Suspension Of Suspicion

I worked in a bike shop. Some kid came in:

Kid: “Can you fix my bike’s ‘suspicion’?”

My colleague and I shared a look over this kid’s mispronunciation of ‘suspension’ and thought we’d have a laugh with him.

Me: “Stop stealing stuff to fix it then!”

Within a split second, the kid turned and shouted something along the lines of:

Kid: “S***! They’re on to us!”

We see another kid at the back of the shop we hadn’t noticed come in, and they both bolted, leaving the bike with us.