No Sting In This Tale, Part 2
Beach Patron: “Excuse me, are these blue jelly things on the beach dangerous?”
Me: “Yes, sir, they are in fact Portuguese Man-o-War. They are extremely painful and can still sting you while on land.”
Beach Patron: “They can’t walk, can they?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Beach Patron: “Meaning they can’t walk on land and chase you?”
Me: “No, sir, they only live in water.”
Beach Patron: “I feel much safer. Thank you.”
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