No Sting In This Tale
(Note: we sell fake jelly fish as tank decorations.)
Me: “May I help you?”
Customer: “I want some jelly fish, but I need you to answer some questions first.”
Me: “Of course. Go for it.”
Customer: “How do I keep them alive in this plastic packaging?”
Me: “They aren’t alive.”
Customer: “So why are you trying to sell them?!”
Me: “They’re decorations. They’re made of plastic.”
Customer: “How am I supposed to know this?”
Me: “They are plastic, have a string attached to them, have a sign that says ‘plastic jelly fish’, and they say ‘made in china’ on them.”
Customer: *pause* “I’ll just take one of those castle decorations…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
