No So Smart-Phone

(After leaving a meeting with my friend at his house, I realized I left my phone there. This is our conversation the next day at school.)

Friend: “You left your phone at my house last night.”

Me: “Yes, I realized that. Do you have it now?”

Friend: “Why didn’t you just pick it up last night?”

Me: “I didn’t know you had it. I just now asked you.”

Friend: “But I texted you that I had it last night!”

Me: “…”