Your Childhood Just Melted Away
(My mother, my brother, and I are on the ferry to Disney’s Magic Kingdom. In front of us are a woman and her two young children, and an older girl trying to engage the children in a conversation.)
Older Girl: “Who’s your favorite character?”
Child #1: “Olaf! I want to see him when we get there!”
Older Girl: “Well, I don’t know if they have Olaf here.”
Mom: “Yeah, maybe he melted.”
(The two children turn around, wide-eyed. My mom quickly tries to backtrack.)
Mom: “But he’s magic… so he’ll just… un-melt!”
Me: “How did I have a relatively normal childhood again?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?