No Rest(room) For The Wicked

, , , | Right | March 12, 2020

(The restrooms in our restaurant are near the front entrance. There is a large sign with red neon letters above the doors that says, “Restrooms.” The doors also say, “Men’s Room,” and, “Ladies’ Room.” I happen to be walking past them when a young woman approaches me.)

Guest: “Excuse me, sir. Do you have restrooms here?”

(Thinking she is joking, I glance behind me at the doors and then up at the sign. I turn back to her and shrug.)

Me: “Nope. Sorry.”

Guest: “Oh, okay. Thanks, anyway!”

(She turned and left the restaurant, leaving me quite confused.)

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