No Red Alerts For This Red Light
(I pull up to a red light next to a police officer.)
Officer: “You want to race to the next light?”
Me: *surprised* “Sure!”
(I won! No, I didn’t get pulled over; we were both on bicycles. Possibly the first and only time a police officer has challenged someone to a road race.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.