No-r Way, Man

I’m in the process of moving from the UK to Norway, and as such, I have a mile-long list of things that need to be done before flying out. One of today’s tasks is heading down to my bank to change my address to my new Norwegian address. I tell the person on the door that I’m moving abroad and need to change my address, and he directs me to one of his colleagues.

Banker: “Moving abroad, eh? Sounds nice. Where is it you’re moving to?”

Me: “Norway.”

Banker: “Norway, that sounds nice… Is that in Germany somewhere?”