No Pizza IS A Crisis!

, , , | Right | December 21, 2018

(I work for an emergency mental health crisis line. We get a lot of “wrong numbers” but this one is the funniest.)

Me: “[Company], how can I help you?”

Caller: “I need three large pizzas: one with pepperoni, one cheese, and one sausage.”

(I hear kids screaming in background; the caller also screams at the kids to be quiet.)

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, you seem to have the wrong number; this is an emergency crisis line.”

Caller: “Oh, I meant to call [Pizza Joint], but can you just put in my order?”

Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t fill pizza orders.”

Caller: “This is an emergency! The kids are hungry and getting upset! Just put in my order and get it here ASAP!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but I can’t call in a pizza order for you.”

Caller: “Just do it, please, now!” *disconnects call before I can respond*

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