No Pancakes? How Waffle!

Me: “Hi, thanks for choosing [Restaurant]. What can I get for you today?”

Customer: “You guys serve breakfast all day?”

Me: “Yes, sir.”

Customer: “Do you serve pancakes?”

Me: “No, sir. Just waffles.”

Customer: “Well, I don’t like waffles. Can you just make this one exception?”

Me: “Well, sir, I can’t go against code and grill you up a regular pancake but I’ll tell you what: I can make you a pancake with these awesome little holes used to trap syrup on top so it can’t escape off the side.”

Customer: “Really?! You would do that for me? I’ll take two!”

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