No Pain, No Brain, Part 3

(My coworker is new, but his training period at the crematorium has already ended. Part of our job is taking remains from the retort and removing the metal screws/staples/handles.)

Coworker: “Ouch. Ouch!”

Me: “You okay over there?”

Coworker: “Yeah. This metal is still hot.”

Me: “Well, it just came out of a 400 degree oven. Wait, why aren’t you wearing your safety gloves?”

Coworker: “Bah, safety equipment is for sissies.” *continues working* “Ouch!”