No One Screws You Up Like Family

| Related | April 15, 2014

(I have just posted several Wikipedia and newspaper articles on Facebook explaining my family’s strange toes and phobias. We also have a genetic defect affecting our eye color.)

Mom: “So, you got dad’s defective toes, and my phobias, and the defective eye color thing. I’m not sure you kids will be able live a normal life knowing that everything you thought was endearing about you is instead a genetic defect.”

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