No One Is Stealing That ID
(A man walks up to me at the circulation desk.)
Customer: “I need to get on the computer.”
Me: “No problem, sir. May I see your ID?”
Customer: “Where’s your bathroom?”
Me: *pointing* “Right down that hall, second grey door on the left.”
Customer: “You don’t mind if I go there to get my ID out, do you?”
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