No One Is Putting Their Hand In This Cookie Jar

(For some reason, we are on the topic of adult diapers. Then, this golden conversation happens.)

Me: “What if they put cookie designs on the back of diapers, but without the chocolate chips colored in… You do them yourself.”

Mom: “How would you color them— Oh.”

(Cue laughter from everyone in the car.)

Dad: *sighs* “That’s my daughter.”

Me: *in between giggles* “Aren’t you proud?”

Dad: “Sadly… yes.”