Saints And Sinners And Zombie Killers
(My sister and I are watching ‘Blade II.’ My dad walks into the living room at the moment when Scud makes his first appearance.)
Dad: “Ol’ Daryl Dixon.”
Sister & Me: *in unison* “His name is Norman Reedus.”
Dad: “But he’s still Daryl.”
Me: “But his name is really Norman.”
Sister: “Before he was a zombie slayer, he was a vampire hunter.”
Dad: “No, he was a familiar.”
Me: “Yeah, but he helped Blade hunt vampires, too. And before he was a vampire hunter, he was a saint.”
Dad: “What?”
Sister: “Norman is in The Boondock Saints. That movie we can never get you to watch.”
Me: *nodding* “He’s Murphy McManus.”
Dad: *shakes his head* “You two are obsessed.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?