No. No, We Do-Nut.

I’m staying at a hotel with my wife and daughter. I’m talking to the desk clerk in the morning.

Me: “Where is breakfast being served?”

Clerk: “We don’t serve breakfast.”

Me: “Your website says, ‘Free continental breakfast.’”

Clerk: “Yeah. That’s a mistake.”

Me: “We booked this hotel because breakfast was included.”

Clerk: “I have a pack of donuts in the office. You want some?”