No Need To Worm Your Way Out Of That One
(It is a cold night, so my wife pulls herself all the way down under the covers.)
Me: “Aw, you’re snuggling down into your hole like a little…”
Wife: “Lugworm.”
Me: “Well I was going to say ‘bunny rabbit’ but that’ll do.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?