No Need To Panic!

| Romantic | February 24, 2015

(My fiancée and I have just finished grocery shopping and are driving home. We are listening to a ‘Panic! at the Disco’ CD as we pull into the driveway.)

Me: “Huh. I kind of liked what they did with some of the lyrics in that song.”

Fiancée: “Yeah, they’re pretty cool.”

Me: “But I couldn’t understand all of them. What exactly was one line? Take the something off the sheets?”

Fiancée: “I actually don’t know.”

Me: *fake pouty* “God, [Fiancée]! Why do I even keep you around if you can’t remember Panic! at the Disco lyrics?”

Fiancée: “Sex?”

Me: “…Right.”

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