No Need To Be Mooby About It
(I’m in a bar during my first week of university and have sat down by the dance floor to rest for a minute. A student I vaguely recognise from my halls comes and sits next to me. I am female.)
Guy: “Hey, how about I buy you a drink, and then we can get out of here?”
Me: “Ah, I’m really sorry. I’m a lesbian.”
(This is true.)
Guy: *thinks for a minute* “I have moobs?”
(I immediately twigged that he wasn’t serious, and he’s been one of my best friends for the last seven years. I was even his best woman when he got married.)
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