No Money, More Problems
(I work at a law office that represents banks in their dealings with the SEC, Federal Reserve, FDIC, etc.)
Caller: “I need bankruptcy help!”
Me: “We represent banks in their dealings with federal and state regulators.”
Caller: “I need to file bankruptcy!”
Me: “We don’t do that here.”
Caller: “Well, who does?”
Me: “I don’t know, sir.”
Caller: “Let me talk to the lawyer. He knows.”
Me: “We don’t do that sort of work, sir. We can’t help you.”
Caller: “I’ll tell everyone about you! I’ll tell your boss you’re not helping me! You’re supposed to help me! It’s in the Hippocratic Oath!”
Me: “Have a nice day, sir.” *hang up*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
